Q. Why did James disconnect the doorbell?
A. Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Q. What keeps the moon from falling?
A. It must be the moonbeams!
Q. Which state is in the Bible?
A. Arkansas, because Noah looked out of the Ark and saw!
Q. Where was Solomon's temple?
A. On either side of his head!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah, who?
Sarah doorbell around here? I'm tired of knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'll
I'll who?
I'll never tell!
Q. Where do flies go in the winter?
A. I don't know, but I wish they'd go there in the summertime, too!
*Snake One: I'm glad I'm not poisonous.
*Snake Two: Why?
*Snake One: Because I just bit my tongue!
Q. What kind of car is in the Bible?
A. A Honda because Jesus and his disciples were all in one accord!
*Astronaut One: Wow! Look at all those people. They looklike ants!
*Astronaut Two: They are ants. We haven't left the ground yet!
Q. There was an electric train going south and the wind was going west. Which way was the smoke going?
A. There wasn't any smoke. It was an electric train!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
